I'm a regular brother with a regular flow
I work a regular job making regular dough
And I reckon I'm dope cause yall be tellin' me so
But at the show in attendance be the regular folks
I got a regular dog with a regular bark
We take regular walks to the regular park
Then he takes a poop on his regular stoop
What can I say? That's a regular pooch
I got regular family and regular friends
So if you anything special we aint relatives then
Mom dukes do okay, she be collecting some ends
But ma, don't even trip, that's a regular Benz
On a regular night, any regular week
My DJ hits me up with a regular beat
So on the reg yo, I try to write some regular heat
But I usually got writers block, regularly.
I used to play ball homie, pass me the joint
Cross'em up, shoot the j, never averaged a point
But i managed to point out when compared to others
All my life I never really was the average brotha
In high school I was an A student, not an A stupid
A-verage, the grade curved, but I was straight (do it!)
Maintain a high gpa, I tried
I maintained, I'm Ha-ji P (Ayyyyyye!)
Dated girls that was average at least
But when they tried to play cute I tell the average peace
Like, them aint D cups those are average B's
And you should probably go home and brush your average teeth (geez)
On the average, that's what rappers is
Even to include myself and I'm talented
But I'm nice with a mic and an abacus
Simple mathematics kid, watch me beat the averages
Theo Tobias' vocals shine on this dynamic and delicate 4-track dose of melancholic indie rock from Manchester, England. Bandcamp New & Notable Mar 11, 2016